Abir Mukherjee

What Happened?

An exceedingly odd poem

I’ve never known quite what to make of Rudyard Kipling. Indeed my debut novel ‘A Rising Man’ takes its title from a line in Kipling’s work about Calcutta, ‘City of Dreadful Night’.

The author of timeless favourites such as the Jungle Book and Kim, and the youngest ever winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature, and yet, there’s no denying that he was a cheerleader for empire. Indeed, his poem, ‘The White Man’s burden’ is a paean to the racist, exploitative endeavour of colonialism, turning it on its head to argue that colonisation was a burden and a moral duty of the white man, and a benefit to the peoples they ruled over.

There are many who say that he was a product of the prejudices of his time, but I’ve never been comfortable with that line of reasoning. In my opinion it’s a cop out which is applied to far too many of our ‘heroes’, and yet Kipling is one of the very few authors writing in the era of British India whose work has come down to us. In that, he offers us a glimpse into that time and place.

What’s more, how do we reconcile the lines of The White Man’s Burden with those of another of his poems, ‘Gunga Din’, where the white soldier, saved by an Indian whom he’s berated for years, admits that the Indian is the better man?

Kipling was obviously a complex figure whom I need to learn more about. In the meantime, here’s a poem of his which I came across a few years ago. It’s called ‘What Happened’, and is the tale of an Indian barrister who successfully fights against the laws forbidding Indians to carry weapons. He beats the British at their own game, in their courts, and the poem seems to encapsulate the condescending attitude of Kipling (and many other British people’s views of the time) towards Bengalis as being too smart for their own good.

If you read between the lines, you can sense the indignation that uppity natives would dare challenge the British by turning their own laws against them. As you’d expect, the native barrister can’t be allowed to win, and so suffers a grisly fate at the hands of less enlightened natives.

And the ‘hero’ of the piece? Well he might have been an ancestor of mine.

What Happened

Hurree Chunder Mookerjee, pride of Bow Bazaar,
Owner of a native press, "Barrishter-at-Lar,"
Waited on the Government with a claim to wear
Sabres by the bucketful, rifles by the pair.

Then the Indian Government winked a wicked wink,
Said to Chunder Mookerjee: "Stick to pen and ink.
They are safer implements, but, if you insist,
We will let you carry arms wheresoe'er you list."

Hurree Chunder Mookerjee sought the gunsmith and
Bought the tubes of Lancaster, Ballard, Dean, and Bland,
Bought a shiny bowie-knife, bought a town-made sword,
Jingled like a carriage-horse when he went abroad.

But the Indian Government, always keen to please,
Also gave permission to horrid men like these --
Yar Mahommed Yusufzai, down to kill or steal,
Chimbu Singh from Bikaneer, Tantia the Bhil;

Killar Khan the Marri chief, Jowar Singh the Sikh,
Nubbee Baksh Punjabi Jat, Abdul Huq Rafiq --
He was a Wahabi; last, little Boh Hla-oo
Took advantage of the Act -- took a Snider too.

They were unenlightened men, Ballard knew them not.
They procured their swords and guns chiefly on the spot;
And the lore of centuries, plus a hundred fights,
Made them slow to disregard one another's rights.

With a unanimity dear to patriot hearts
All those hairy gentlemen out of foreign parts
Said: "The good old days are back -- let us go to war!"
Swaggered down the Grand Trunk Road into Bow Bazaar,

Nubbee Baksh Punjabi Jat found a hide-bound flail;
Chimbu Singh from Bikaneer oiled his Tonk jezail;
Yar Mahommed Yusufzai spat and grinned with glee
As he ground the butcher-knife of the Khyberee.

Jowar Singh the Sikh procured sabre, quoit, and mace,
Abdul Huq, Wahabi, jerked his dagger from its place,
While amid the jungle-grass danced and grinned and jabbered
Little Boh Hla-oo and cleared his dah-blade from the scabbard.

What became of Mookerjee? Smoothly, who can say?
Yar Mahommed only grins in a nasty way,
Jowar Singh is reticent, Chimbu Singh is mute.
But the belts of all of them simply bulge with loot.

What became of Ballard's guns? Afghans black and grubby
Sell them for their silver weight to the men of Pubbi;
And the shiny bowie-knife and the town-made sword are
Hanging in a Marri camp just across the Border.

What became of Mookerjee? Ask Mahommed Yar
Prodding Siva's sacred bull down the Bow Bazaar.
Speak to placid Nubbee Baksh -- question land and sea --
Ask the Indian Congressmen -- only don't ask me!




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